DULUTH, MN—Long-time Duluth resident Lars Gunderson recently revealed the world’s most secret fishing location. “In all the years I go to this spot, not one time do I see other person, other person’s footprints, other animal, other animal’s footprints, or any signs of any person or thing that knows this place,” Mr. Gunderson said during a lightly attended press conference. “In truth, this place is so secret, not even fish know about it.” He went on to say he had protected his secret for over twenty years but mistakenly declared it after misunderstanding a customs agent’s question when returning from a recent trip to Norway.
In other local news, Dr. Bosco Carlsson, a highly acclaimed computer science professor at the Northern Minnesota University of Science, has developed a security feature for cell phones that is so effective the phone can never be unlocked.
